Welcome, esteemed members of EGO, the most superior of all self-improvement societies.
Today's meeting was called to address the pressing issue of whose ego is biggest, whose is most clever, and whose is most superior.
EGO Awards: Honoring the Most Self-Important of Us All Self-Improvement Suggestions from the Great and PowerfulNext meeting: EGO will reconvene in one week to discuss the finer points of self-importance.
Until then, remember: it's all about the ego, baby!
Ego Statements: A collection of the most self-assured declarations