According to our esteemed Prophet Mickey, 2023 will be a year of unrelenting chaos. A time when the fabric of reality will be torn asunder by an invisible force known only as "The Snack Shortage."
View the Chaos Timeline for a detailed analysis of the impending doom.
Discover how to survive the Apocalypse with Prophet Mickey's expert advice.
Learn the ancient art of Chaos Divination, a mystical practice that will grant you unparalleled insight into the impending catastrophe.