MEETINGS 3.0

Meetings 3.0: Because Who Needs Human Connection?

We, the Meetings 3.0 Council of Elders, understand that your time is valuable. That's why we've optimized our meetings for maximum productivity and minimal human interaction.

• Privacy Policy: Because Who Needs Anonymity?
• Cookie Policy: Because We Like to Eat Them
• Attendance Policy: Because We're Watching You

Our meetings are held on Tuesdays and Thursdays. You're expected to attend. If you don't attend, we'll assume you're dead.

Meetings start at 9:00 AM. Don't be late. We're not your mother.

Our agenda is as follows:

1. Review the last meeting's minutes.
2. Discuss the importance of meetings.
3. Decide on the color scheme for the company logo.

Side effects of attending meetings 3.0:

• Increased productivity (HAH!)!
• Decreased social skills.
• Heightened sense of existential dread.

Disclaimer: Our meetings are not responsible for:

• Your sanity.
• Your hair loss.
• Your soul.

Meetings 3.0: Because who needs actual human connection, anyway?

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