Action Items: 42nd Meeting of the "I'm Not Actually Working on Anything" Committee
Subcommittee 1: Procrastination Techniques
Discuss and document various methods for putting off actual work, including but not limited to: _goals-based procrastination, break room napping, overthinking.
Subcommittee 2: Creative Excuses
Share and refine techniques for creating believable excuses for not meeting deadlines, including: phantom projects, the dog ate my homework, my computer got sick.
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