The Management Meeting: Where Ideas Go to Die

Today's agenda:

• John, the CEO: Because who needs sleep?
• Mary, the Marketing Manager: Where did I put my notes?
• Bob, the IT Guy: I swear I fixed it last week...
• Management: We're not sure what we're doing, but let's just wing it.

Discussion Points:

1. Why did we decide to use Comic Sans for the company logo?
2. Can we get a raise? Is that even possible in a post-apocalyptic economy?
3. Who ate the last donut in the break room, and why did they think it was a good idea?
4. The art of decision-making: a myth, a legend, or a poorly-drawn flowchart?

Adjourning for now. Maybe.