PPD-RMP: Meeting Protocol for People Who Hate Meetings

Step 1: Arrive Late

Step 2: Complain About the Agenda

Step 3: Take a 3-Hour Lunch

Step 4: Discuss the same Topic for 2 Days

Step 5: Declare Victory and Leave Early

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