Technique 1: Extreme Prolongation

We're not lazy, we're just... recharging. Recharging our batteries, that is. With a nice cup of coffee, a comfortable chair, and a 4-hour break.

Sub-Tech: The Art of the Perfect Scroll-Through

Staring at the same page, re-reading the same paragraph, re-scrolling the same scroll bar... it's like meditation, but with more screen flicker.

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