Donutgate Subcommittee

  1. I.1
    The Great Donut Heist of 2018: A Review

    Review the events of 2018's Great Donut Heist, where a rogue donut thief stole an estimated 5 dozen donuts from the break room vending machine.

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  2. II.1
    Donutgate Subpoena

    Discuss the subcommittee's findings and draft a formal subpeona to be served to the alleged donut thief.

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  3. III.1
    Donut Recovery Efforts

    Brainstorm methods for recovering the stolen donuts, including but not limited to: donut-shaped decoy cameras, undercover sting operations, and/or hostage negotiations.

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