By order of the supreme council of the chocolate overlords, we are pleased to announce the Eternal Chocolate Catastrophe Award.

Any individual found guilty of hoarding more than 5 bars of chocolate within the premises of the office will be subject to severe penalties.

The award is given to the person who has demonstrated exceptional bravery in the face of chocolate scarcity.

Previous winners include:

• Bethany McSnugglepants, 2018
• Bob Smith, 2019
• Jane Doe, 2020