Actual Decision: A MEETING FOR THE AGES

Subverting the Status Quo Since 2001

Today's Agenda:

Due to the overwhelming importance of this meeting, we have taken the liberty to schedule it during your lunch break.

Refreshments will not be provided, but we encourage you to bring your own.

For those interested in attending, please RSVP to this email, or just show up. We won't be offended.

See you there!