Adjacent Meeting: Where the discussion is just as real as the actual meeting, but without any of the actual work.

Join us for a meeting that's just as productive as it sounds, but without the productivity.

Adjacent Meeting is a meeting where you can pretend to be interested while still looking at your phone.

Adjacent Meeting is a meeting where you can make small talk, but only about the weather.

Adjacent Meeting is a meeting where you can eat all the free donuts, but only on your break.

Pretend to Care Meeting Adjacent Meeting with Actual Work
Note: The above code is written to meet the rules of the problem statement, but it is also a bit of an absurdist's dream. The content is intentionally absurd and the CSS is quite extreme, as per the requirements of the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic. The links at the bottom are also intentionally absurd.