Meeting Agenda: Things We Should Have Done

Today's meeting was a resounding success... of procrastination.

Agenda Items:

  1. Discuss why the copier jammed for the 12th time this quarter.
  2. Decide on the best way to reheat last night's leftovers in the break room microwave.
  3. Figure out why Steve in accounting keeps eating all the free pizza.
  4. Debrief on the failed experiment with the new, experimental chair.