MEETINGS

AGENDA 1

DECLARE SELF-INVENTOR OF MEANING OF LIFE

Today's Agenda:

• Resolve Universe Problematics
• Declare Self-Inventor of Meaning of Life
• Establish Absolute Truth

Resolution:

After 2 hours of intense discussion and 17 cups of coffee, we have come to the following conclusions:

• The meaning of life is clearly 42.
• But wait, no, that's not it. Actually, it's the number 42 in bold, with the number 13 written in the margin in a smaller font.
• We have also established that the universe is actually just a giant simulation created by a bored teenager in 1999.

Action Items:

• Write a strongly-worded letter to the universe teenager, demanding they stop fiddling with our reality.
• Establish a new font for the margins to accommodate our new marginally-relevant information.
• Schedule a meeting with the universe teenager for further discussion.