MEETINGS AGENDA - 2022-02-01

Today's agenda:

09:00 - Arrival and Registration

Everyone arrives, gets coffee, and pretends to care about networking.

• 09:00-09:30 - Team Stand-up
• 09:30-10:15 - Project Update
• 10:15-11:00 - Coffee Break

11:00 - Meeting with Important People

People with titles come in, try to make us feel inferior, leave.

• 11:00-11:45 - Sales Pitch
• 11:45-12:30 - Marketing Strategy
• 12:30-13:15 - Product Launch

13:15 - Lunchtime

Cheese and crackers, the highlight of the day.

14:00 - More Important People

More people with titles, more feelings of inadequacy.

• 14:00-14:45 - Management Meeting
• 14:45-15:30 - Team Building Activity
• 15:30-16:15 - Performance Review

16:15 - End of Day

Everyone leaves, pretends to be happy to be done.

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