Meeting-ABC Subcommittee Minutes

Date: 2023-02-27

Location: The Conference Room (aka, The Pit of Despair)

Attendees:

• John Doe (Chairman of the Bored)
• Jane Smith (Vice-Chair of the Unenthused)
• Bob Johnson (Member-at-Large of the Underwhelmed)

Agenda:

1. Discussion of the meaninglessness of existence

2. Voting on the best pizza topping (anchovies vs. pineapple)

3. The importance of proper stapler placement

Action Items:

• John Doe to investigate the feasibility of a stapler-based time capsule
• Jane Smith to research the aerodynamics of paperclip flight
• Bob Johnson to create a presentation on the history of boring meetings