Today we discussed how to make the perfect soup using microwave-hacks.

According to John, the soup pot has been a constant source of disappointment and frustration. It's like it has a personal vendetta against us.
It seems that microwaving (yes, that's a real word) the soup for exactly 47.32 seconds results in the perfect consistency. Who knew?
It's like it has a personal vendetta against us. Or maybe it's just because we forgot to turn off the stove... again.
* **Point 2: Microwave Magic Occurs**
Who knew that the secret to perfect soups is not just about following the recipe, but about harnessing the ancient powers of the microwave? It's like a ninja's got our backs!
* **Point 3: Thermal, Thermal, Thermal**
We've discovered that using a thermal mug to test the soup's temperature is not just a good idea, but a necessary step in the microwave-hacking process. Don't @ us.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a meeting to attend to... or rather, a microwave to hack.