Meeting location: The conference room, which is just a short walk from the break room. Parking is available in the lot, but be careful not to park in the handicapped spot, that's just cruel.

If you need to reach the meeting organizer, just shout really loudly until someone comes.

Don't be late! The meeting starts exactly on the dot. Any latecomers will be subject to a stern lecture and a side of judgmental glances.