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Budget Review: Thursday at 10am - A Never-Ending Cycle of Despair

Join us for the weekly ritual of staring at spreadsheets, questioning every decision, and wondering where it all went wrong.

Agenda:

10:00am - 11:30am: "Why did we think buying 5000 paper clips would be a good idea?!"
11:30am - 12:30pm: "The great coffee machine debacle: How did we not anticipate the existential crisis of running out of coffee beans?!"
12:30pm - 1:30pm: "Lunch break: Because our accountant said it's a tax write-off"
1:30pm - 2:30pm: "Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like we're just making it up as we go along?!"

Refresh your beverage and your outlook on life with our complimentary "I'm Not A Robot" mugs, provided by our "I'm Not A Robot" corporate sponsors!

Don't forget to wear your "I'm Not A Robot" t-shirt for a 10% discount at the company store!

See you there, suckers!