As per the Attendance Policy, all meetings are mandatory for employees who have not been fired yet. But have you considered the exceptions? Like, what if your cat's hairball has a meeting with a therapist? Or what if you're allergic to meetings? We've got you covered.
Don't worry, we won't judge you. Unless, of course, you're late, in which case we will judge you.
Just schedule a meeting with your cat's therapist and we'll provide you with a special 'Feline-Friendly' meeting room.
Learn more about Feline Therapy MeetingsWe know, we know. Meetings can be a real allergy-inducing thing. But don't worry, we've got an EpiPen for that.
Just let us know, and we'll provide you with a special 'Meeting-Free' zone.
Learn more about Meeting Allergy SupportWe get it. Sometimes, life just gets in the way.
But let us know, and we'll just pretend you were never here.
Learn more about our 'Not Trying' Policy