Meetings: Attendance Policy

Did you know that our company has a secret underground bunker where we store all our meeting records?

In case of a zombie apocalypse, we will use these records to determine who was actually attending meetings.

According to our attendance policy, if you are not seen attending meetings, you will be fed only ramen noodles for the rest of eternity.

Here are some fun facts about our meetings:

More Fun Facts

Did you know that our CEO's favorite meeting food is actually just plain old ramen noodles?

Or that our company has a 99% chance of going out of business due to poor attendance?

We are proud to say that our company is the only one that has ever been featured on "Meetings Gone Horribly Wrong" TV show.

According to a recent study, our meetings have been known to cure boredom, depression, and most other mental health issues.