Because you're all here, and I have to pay attention to all of you, I made a list of who's here.
Status: Overly Caffeinated
Because I have to be.
Status: Not Overly Caffeinated, but trying
Because I was bribed.
Status: Just here for the free coffee
Because I heard it was a good place to find a free cup of coffee.
And that's everyone! Except for the ones who left early to grab a snack. They're not on this list.