Lateness is not tolerated here. Arrive late and face the consequences.
First-time offenders get a warning. Repeat offenders get a $100 penalty.
Don't try to multitask. It's not a productivity hack. It's a productivity hindrance.
First-time offenders get a warning. Repeat offenders get a $50 penalty.
Disclaimer: All penalties are subject to change at the whims of our fearless leader.
No chatting while the boss is talking, got it? No, really got it.
First-time offenders get a verbal warning. Repeat offenders get a $25 penalty.