Meeting Attendance Policy: Because Time Is Money (Apparently)

Rule 1: Arrive On Time. Don't make us wait. We're not your personal Uber.

Rule 2: Turn Off Your Phone. We know you're not on a hot date, it's just a meeting.

Rule 3: Speak Clearly. Don't mumble, don't whisper, don't try to be a ventriloquist.

Rule 4: No Side-Chatting. We're all here for a reason, and it's not to reenact the latest rom-com.

Penalty for Breaking the Rules

We will not tolerate any shenanigans. First offense: Verbal Warning. Second Offense: Written Warning. Third Offense: You're fired. (Just kidding, you're just a freelancer, but still, no one will want to work with you.)

Learn more about meeting penalties

Frequently Asked Questions about Meeting Attendance

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