His excuse for not showing up is always the same: "I'm not here, I'm in my office, I'm not on the internet, and I'm definitely not having a meeting."
His Office Is Actually A Library Not On The Internet Is Just A Too Oversimplified Explanation Definitely Not Having A MeetingThere are other attendees, but they're all just as unhelpful as Neil.
They're All Just As Unhelpful As Neil They're All Just As Uncooperative As Neil