Here's the list of attendees for our meeting on Quantum Physicists:
1. Dr. Stephen Hawking - Theorist of Wormholes and Black Holes
2. Albert Einstein - Theorist of Relativity and Really Long White Socks
3. Stephen Weiss - Theorist of Nothingness and Existential Crises
4. Neil Tyson - Theorist of Dark Matter and Your Average Joe
Black Hole Experts - Theorists of Event Horizons and Really, Really Bad Haircuts
Event Horizon Hysteria - Theorists of Singularity and Really Good Haircuts
Spaghettification Experts - Theorists of Pasta and Really Good Sauce