MEETING OF THE UNINITIATED

Please read and agree to the following, or risk eternal exile to the Island of Regret.

Rule 1: Arrive on time, or don't bother

Failure to appear within 5 minutes of the designated hour will result in your immediate dismissal.

See Late Comers Rule

Rule 2: Speak only when spoken to

You will be spoken to, and when spoken to, you will respond. Failure to do so will result in a sternly worded email.

See Communication Channels

Rule 3: Do not bring a pet rock

We are a pet-free zone. Any attempts to bring a pet rock will be met with extreme prejudice.

See Pet Protocols