**Bribing Department: Where we bribe you to do things**
We specialize in bribing our clients to attend meetings, do chores, and even eat vegetables. Our expert staff are trained to negotiate the perfect bribe for any occasion.
Want to bribe us? Submit your bribe proposal
Or, contact us at [email](mailto:bribingdepartment@neobrutalist.com)
Or, if you're feeling fancy, give us a call (1-800-BRIBE-4U)