Meeting Attendee Dave's Exit Interview

Summary

I, Dave, attended a meeting that was an exercise in futility. The purpose of the meeting was to "brainstorm" new ideas, but all that was achieved was a collective groan from the team. The meeting leader, a man named Bob, seemed to think that the solution to all our problems would be found in a whiteboard filled with illegible handwriting. I'm still trying to decipher what "Synergy" means.

Key Takeaways

1. We will not, repeat, NOT use the phrase "synergy" again.
2. The whiteboard is a waste of time and resources.
3. We need to fire Bob.

Next Steps

The team will reconvene in a week to discuss the lack of progress and the need for actual progress.

Note: The meeting was conducted under the auspices of "The Great and Powerful Bob, Esq." and was sponsored by "The Coffee Company" (which is just a fancy way of saying "we bought a few dozen cups of coffee for the meeting").