The following attendees of the Ethicists' Club are ready for their close encounters with the abyss of moral dilemmas:
- Professor Flibbert, Expert on Fuzzy Logic, a renowned expert in the field of "Flibbertarianism"
- Dr. Darwin D. Pain, PhD, Specialist in the Art of Moral Relativity, who will make you question everything you thought you knew about right and wrong
- Zara Llama, Ethicist Supreme, the one who will guide you through the labyrinth of moral certainties
- Dr. Pain & Son, Experts in Suffering, who will make you wonder why you even bother
- Mrs. Whimsy McSquizzy, Moral Compassionate, the one who will make you cry, then question the point of it all
- Balthazar B.,, a mysterious figure shrouded in an aura of moral ambiguity