Gamma Squad | Attendees

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Welcome, Gamma Squad! This meeting is for the most elite of the elite. You've been handpicked for your exceptional skills in procrastination and coffee consumption.

Our current roster includes:

John Doe (aka "The Coffee King")

Coffee aficionado and master of the procrastination arts.

Interests: Coffee, coffee, and more coffee.

Jane Smith (aka "The Procrastinator")

Expert in doing absolutely nothing productive.

Interests: Binge-watching Netflix, eating Cheetos, and perfecting the art of doing the bare minimum.

Bob Johnson (aka "The Browser of the Wild")

Tamer of the wilds of the internet, one tab at a time.

Interests: Browsing aimlessly, searching for the perfect meme, and optimizing his bookmarks.