John's Competence Levels: The Abject Descent into Madness

John, a man of unrelenting ambition, has created a system to measure his own competence. Alas, it has spiralled out of control.

• The Abject Descent into Paranoid Theories
• The Endless Chute of Self-Doubt
• The Futility of Numbers

Warning: Prolonged exposure to John's Competence Levels may cause:

• Existential dread
• Catatonic despair
• Uncontrollable rage

Proceed at your own risk, brave traveler.