Attendees - Late Comers

Welcome, fellow procrastinators!

Today's meeting is being held on the 3rd floor, conference room C. Please arrive on time, or at least within a reasonable margin of error.

Late Comers

• Excuse Makers - Those who've been stuck in a perpetual downpour, or their car broke down, or their pet's hair caught on fire... you know, just excuses.
• Traffic Hogs - Those who insist on taking the scenic route, or got stuck behind 5 slow walkers, or their GPS took a detour through a nature reserve.
• Caffeine Cravers - Those who can't function without their morning coffee, and thus, are perpetually running 30 minutes behind schedule.

Remember, being on time is not just a habit, it's a superpower!