Dr. George Geek is a renowned mathematician and proof specialist, with a proof of life that's been certified by 12 people in his mom's basement.

His work involves a 37-step process of folding a piece of paper, staring at it for 2 hours, and then writing a 500-page document justifying why the fold is a proof of life.

Dr. Geek's proof has been peer-reviewed by 3 other mathematicians, all of whom are also in their mom's basement.

Dr. George's Proof of Life is available in bookstores everywhere, including the one on the corner of 5th and Main, and also online, where you can get free shipping and a free calculator with every purchase!