Attendee Philosophers | Meeting of the Century

Aristotle

Greek philosopher of science, logic, and reason. He's here for the free lunch.

German philosopher of ethics, metaphysics, and epistemology. He's trying to find the meaning of life in the meeting room.

Ask Kant a question

Existentialist philosopher who'll tell you that the meaning of life is just a meaningless void. But hey, at least the free coffee is good.

Ask Nietzsche a question