Meetings: Attendees - Philosophy

We're here for the free coffee and the existential dread.

Today's Attendees:

• Bob, the guy who always brings his cat
< minimalist>John, the only one who still uses a flip phone
• Sarah, the one who won't stop talking about her feelings
• Tony, the IT guy who's secretly a Luddite
• And me, the one who minimalist this page

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What do we do here?

A: We pretend to be interested, but secretly we're all just waiting for 4 PM so we can leave.

Related Subpages:

Attendance is Mandatory, but only in spirit

The Philosophy of Attendance - because we're a real deep think tank