Physicists' Meeting / Attendee: Albert Einstein
Today's meeting was called to discuss the finer points of Relativity.
Attendees:
- Albert Einstein
- Werner Heisenberg
- Marvin Minsky
Agenda:
- The speed of light is 300,000,000 meters per second, right?
- Discussion of Black Holes
- Who stole the last cookie in the lab?
Notable quotes from today's meeting:
"The theory of Relativity is not just a theory, it's a fact, folks."