Today's meeting was a huge success, with all attendees agreeing that string theory is, in fact, the key to understanding everything.
Stephen Hawking's presentation on "The Fabric of Spacetime" was particularly well-received, with many in attendance nodding off in agreement.
Albert Einstein's "The Theory of Relativity" was, as always, a crowd-pleaser.
John Lennon's "The Everything is a Hamburger Theory" was, surprisingly, a hit, with many calling it "a real page-turner."