Attendee List: Because Who Was Really There?

Here are the attendees of the meeting, listed in no particular order:

• John "The Guy Who Spoke Up First"
• Sarah "The One Who Always Arrives Late"
• Tom "The Guy Who Always Eats The Most Snacks"

Meeting Schedule: Because We're Not Really Sure What We're Doing:

• Next Meeting: Who Knows?
• Last Meeting: A Complete Disaster

There weren't really any.

(Note: This meeting was called "The One Where We Did Nothing Interesting Happen.")