Fictional Coffee Machine
Currently not working, will probably just give you a glass of water.
Here are the people who suffer through meetings with me.
We are trying to decide on the best ways to waste time.
Current Goal: Staring at the wall for 30 minutes without blinking.
Next Goal: See who can eat the most stale crackers in one sitting.
Current Record Holder: Me
Currently not working, will probably just give you a glass of water.
Currently empty. Please don't eat the stapler.