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The Unrelenting Tyrants of Meetingdom

Resolution Article 1:

By Order of the Council of Elders, we hereby declare that all meetings shall be held in perpetuity, and that all attendees shall be required to bring their own coffee.

Article 1: Section 1, Subsection A:

Any person found guilty of not bringing their own coffee shall be subject to the following punishments:

			* Fines: 10 gold coins
			* Public shaming: 30 days in the meeting room
			* Re-education: 1 week of mandatory attendance to the "Meeting Etiquette" course

Article 1: Section 2, Subsection B:

Any person found guilty of using their phone during a meeting shall be subject to the following punishments:

			* Confiscation of their phone
			* Revocation of their "Meeting Attendance" badge
			* Forced viewing of the meeting recording
Decree 345: The Coffee-Phone Protocol Rule 1: Thou shalt not be late