As a valued member of the Tech Team, you're probably wondering what exactly "tyrannizing" means. Well, let me tell you: it's when our fearless leader decides to impose their iron-fisted will upon the rest of us, demanding we work longer hours for the same pay. Or, in other words, it's when they try to turn us into their personal slaves.
But fear not, dear reader, for we have a solution: the Zero-Hours Workweek! This revolutionary new policy ensures that you'll get to work exactly zero hours a week for exactly zero pay. It's like a paid holiday, but without the holidays or the pay.
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