The Bevaregue Barons Council: Where Meetings Are Made to Endure
Attendees
The Bevaregue Baron (Chairman)
Baron von Schadenfreud (Treasurer)
Duke of Dithering (Secretary)
Earl of Indecisiveness (Consultant)
Viscount of Vacillation (Expert Witness)
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Tyrannical Decisions
Our council has made the following decisions, because you have to:
Establish a new tax on coffee consumption, effective immediately.
Mandate the use of Comic Sans as the font for all official documents.
Introduce a new holiday, "Beverage Day", to be celebrated with an endless parade of margaritas.
Order the mandatory installation of a 10ft tall, neon "Beverage Baron" statue in the center of the city.
Require all citizens to learn the art of Extreme Ironing, lest they face the consequences.
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