The Bevaregue Barons Council: Where Meetings Are Made to Endure

Attendees

• The Bevaregue Baron (Chairman)
• Baron von Schadenfreud (Treasurer)
• Duke of Dithering (Secretary)
• Earl of Indecisiveness (Consultant)
• Viscount of Vacillation (Expert Witness)

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Tyrannical Decisions

Our council has made the following decisions, because you have to:

• Establish a new tax on coffee consumption, effective immediately.
• Mandate the use of Comic Sans as the font for all official documents.
• Introduce a new holiday, "Beverage Day", to be celebrated with an endless parade of margaritas.
• Order the mandatory installation of a 10ft tall, neon "Beverage Baron" statue in the center of the city.
• Require all citizens to learn the art of Extreme Ironing, lest they face the consequences.

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