Because the world needs more ways to clear the room, the Committee of the Doomed has decided to create a new kind of flatulence that is 100% silent and still smells like farts.
Why waste time talking when we could just play 24-hour sessions of 'Doom 2: The Unholy War'?
Let the robots do the work while we do, well, whatever we want. It's the future.
Next meeting: "The Robot Uprising: A Discussion on the Ethics of Creating a Robot Overlord"
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