Meetings: The Art of Avoidance
Welcome, weary traveler, to the land of Meetings: The Art of Avoidance, where the art of not being present is a revered and ancient discipline.
Our Services
Our team of highly trained professionals will help you master the art of saying no, without really saying no. Our services include:
- Phantom Attendance: We'll send a proxy to attend your meeting on your behalf, so you can attend to more pressing matters.
- Minute Taker 101: Our experts will take minutes, so you don't have to.
- Ghost Consultant: We'll attend meetings in your place, without actually being there.
- Alternate Reality Attendance: We'll transport you to a world where the meeting never occurred, so you can avoid the guilt and anxiety of skipping it.
Don't let meetings consume your every waking moment. Let us guide you through the labyrinth of avoidance.