Steve's Top 5 Meeting Avoidance Strategies
As an expert in meeting avoidance techniques, Steve has perfected the art of not attending.
- Send a meeting invite to your assistant and let them attend in your place.
- Claim you have an emergency dental appointment (they never ask for a doctor's note).
- Use the 'I'm in a meeting' response to every email, even when you're not.
- Say you're on a conference call, but really you're just browsing Reddit.
- Blindly send a 'I'm running late' text and hope the meeting gets rescheduled.
Remember, it's all about setting boundaries and prioritizing your own needs. Or, you know, just stay home in your pajamas.