The Ultimate Guide to Meeting Avodiance Techniques

Step 1: Claim a Prior Commitment

Conveniently mention a prior commitment, like a family member's birthday party or a dentist appointment. This is a classic, never fails.

• Claim you're on a business trip (but you're actually at the beach)
• Get a fake doctor's note for a "condition" you've never had

Step 2: Schedule Conflicts

Convince others that their meeting time is inconvenient for you, but not for them.

• I have a scheduling conflict... with my schedule

Step 3: The Art of Deflection

Redirect the conversation away from your true intentions.

• Distract them with a mountain of unread emails

Step 4: The Power of Technology

Use the latest tools to avoid meetings, like video conferencing, instant messaging, or email.

• Disappear from Zoom (but not really)

Remember, meeting avoidance is an art. Practice these techniques daily, and you'll become a master.

Or, just stay for the free snacks.