Welcome to the Worst Parking Lot in the City!Where the lines are always long, the spots are always few, and the attendants are always grumpy.

Located in the heart of the city, this parking lot is a haven for the impatient and the desperate.

Features:

• Free to park, free to swear at the attendant
• Free to get your car keys scratched by our expertly trained parking lot staff
• Free to wait 20 minutes for your 5-minute parking spot

View Our Parking Lot Map

Meet Our Friendly Attendants

Read Our Parking Rules (if you dare)

Don't forget to bring your patience, your good mood, and a strong stomach for the experience of a lifetime!