Today's agenda is as long as my to-do list. Let's get this over with.
Agenda Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life (or at least our project deadline)
Agenda Item 2: The Great Debate: Should we use JIRA or Trello?
Next Meeting: Bi-Weekly Meeting 457 (The One Where We Pretend to be Productive)
Previous Meeting: Bi-Weekly Meeting 455 (The One Where We Ate All the Donuts)
Meeting Minutes: Click Here for the thrilling conclusion