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EGG-BACON: The Ultimate Breakfast Debate
EGG-BACON: The Ultimate Breakfast Debate
Join us on this egg-cellent adventure as we tackle the most pressing question of our time: eggs or bacon?
Arguments For Eggs:
- They're the perfect protein-packed breakfast option.
- Egg-cellent in every way!
Arguments Against Eggs:
- Cholesterol, man!
- They're just so... egg-staticly dull.
Take the Egg-Bacon Merger Poll!
Arguments For Bacon:
- Smoked to perfection, it's the perfect breakfast meat!
- It's the key to a happy heart!
Arguments Against Bacon:
- It's just so... bacon-ally overrated.
- Cures what ails you, but not what you really want to be cured of.
Bacon Secession: Join the Movement!
Back to the Vote!