Budget Traveler's Worst Nightmare
You're stuck in traffic. Again.
Meet the Traffic Jammer: a person who always takes the road less traveled. (You might want to avoid this guy)
Learn how to become a Road Warrior and take on the traffic like a pro! (It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it)
Discover the art of Travel Agony: where the journey is the destination, and the destination is a parking lot. (It's all about the journey, folks)
Find out why Traffic Jams are the best thing that's ever happened to humanity! (Just kidding, they're not that great)
Warning: the following content is not suitable for those who value sanity or punctuality.
Meet the Traffic Jammer:
His name is Bob. He's a 45-year-old IT manager who thinks he's above the law.
Become a Road Warrior:
- Avoid rush hour at all costs (but let's be real, you're already there)
- Take the scenic route. It's not as scenic as you think.
- Learn to love the feeling of being stuck in a sea of brake lights.
Discover the Art of Travel Agony:
- Take a 5-hour detour to find the perfect parking spot.
- Avoid using a GPS, they're just too helpful.
- Enjoy the thrill of being late for your own funeral.
Why Traffic Jams are the best thing that's ever happened to humanity:
- They're a great excuse to eat Cheetos for breakfast.
- They're a reminder that everyone's a winner (you're all stuck together in traffic, after all)
- They're an excuse to practice your best "I'm not in a hurry" face.